Neil, you probably already know that the big cottage industry now is pictures of famous peoples' babies. There's probably already a fat figure being floated around Hollywood to the snapper that gets you holding those twins like they're a pair of Butterball turkeys. As a father, you probably want to protect the kids from the blinking glare of the uninvited photographers. Still you know that this is part of the fame game to do the "we're a normal family" pose when caught in public. But you don't want the kids to think that this attention is normal. How do spare your kids from sacrificing them to the OK Magazines of the world?
I'd refer you back to an episode of your TV show - hire twins to play your twins. There's a lot of families eager to get their kids in showbiz. What better break can they have then renting your their twins to get them acclimated to what it'll be like when they're the next Lohans. Rent their kids the day before you're supposed to leave the hospital with your real children. Let the press go nuts. Next day you sneak back to the hospital and pick up the real babies. It's not like the photographers can tell one set of babies from another. They all look like cabbage patch kids wrapped in blankies. And every few weeks, call up the other couple to rent out their kids for outings that will let the press think you're friendly without turning your kids into constant blinkers.
If all fails, you can call Rob Bottin to get him to make you a pair of robo babies. That would be best cause then you can pull a Micheal Jackson on the balcony moment without endangering anything except Entertainment Tonight's credibility.
No comments:
Post a Comment